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Well sports fans, here we are back at the beautiful old U T Center in Chi-Town bringing you the best in DemonBall action. This DemonBall match is being brought to you by MicroTel, Tomorrow’s information Today!

All righty, today’s match starts the second season here in old Chi-Town, and that means new teams. So lets take a look at who has come to play. Once again the Black Rain Vengequan tribe is fielding a team, Howling Wind retains only one member, Soaring Eagle from last season’s team. The rest of our teams are new, the Cappalonni Family has sent a team, Whatsa Matta U. Then there are two teams sent from the Gary Indiana Mutants, first there is The Ghoulies, and Team HERD. And last but certainly not least, we have team that has traveled all the way from Texas, representing DeadTech Systems Inc. is The Bone Squad. The surprise here is that our sponsors, MicroTel have chosen not to field a team this season. Must be that poor showing they had in the last match of the season, where they were eliminated from the championship match.

So teams are getting ready, so let’s rock and roll , and there’s the gun.

OK and here comes DeadTech, Skull Duggery brings out his team, they set up at the walls. Team HERD is ready to run into the arena and, oh no, a net has fallen over the Goatheads, they’re struggling and Slobber Mouth gets out, but nobody else. Here comes Howling Wind, they are out, and heading left towards the Ghoulies entrance. Now the Orgs are out, they are being very cautious, and lastly the Ghoulies are out and setting up a defensive perimeter.

Here comes Freak Nelson of the Ghoulies, he’s laying down a hail of suppressing fire at Yellow Cloud and Running Bear, they’re diving for cover! Now Soaring Eagle is out for revenge, he moves up to the low wall and targets Freak Acknon and drills him thru the shoulder, Acknon returns the shot but hits the wall instead. Now Squatting Wolf moves to Soaring Eagle’s side and blasts Freak #42 right off his feet. But not to be outdone, Freak Nelson takes a shot back at Soaring Eagle but misses, but wait, that Ghoul is using incendiary bullets, and Soaring Eagle’s vest is on fire! Running Bear is up and firing at Freak Nelson at really drills him, so much for that suppressing fire! Here comes Nicky the nose, he tries to get Running Bear but misses, and now Vinnie Gumba is trying the same, he takes a shot and misses, he takes a second shot and misses again! Now he heads for cover, but Rocco is up next, wow! this Org team just can’t get their sights on Running Bear. And last is Jimmy the Fixer, but he too just can’t hit Running Bear, this inexperienced team is really showing it’s lack of practice folks. Kilroy is trying to set up a long shot at Yellow Cloud and just manages to pick him off. Which leaves him open to a shot from Slobber Mouth, but he just can’t pull off the shot, and oh no, not again, another net falls over the lone Goathead, and Slobber Mouth is also trapped.

Now its Neal n’ Bob’s turn, he comes out from behind the wall and fires a quick burst at Squatting Wolf and catches him in the gut, and back into cover he runs. Whatsa Matta U is on the move, they’re making a run for the ball. Rocco takes a shot at Kilroy and misses, and Jimmy the Fixer moves out to try it and misses Kilroy also. This Org team can’t seem to hit the right side of a barn folks! Well it looks as if I spoke to soon, Vinnie pulls up and pops a shot and takes Kilroy of the Bone Squad out!

The Bone Squad is on the move now, the Orgs are getting too close to the ball. Longshanks fires at Soaring Eagle but misses, but Soaring Eagle doesn’t and down goes Longshanks. Running Bear tries to pop off a quick round at Cartman and misses. Neal n’ Bob runs out again and fires at Soaring Eagle but the shot hits the wall again. Skull Duggery is moving up, he draws a bead on Rocco and nails him good! Jimmy the Fixer returns the fire but nails the wall as Skull Duggery ducks out of the way. There goes Whatsa Matta U, Nicky the Nose is out for the ball, he’s got it! Cartman fires at him, and nails him just as Vinnie Gumba moves up to grab the ball as it falls. Running Bear tries to nail Vinnie, but hits the wall as Vinnie dives for cover. Soaring Eagle moves up and blasts Jimmy the Fixer in the back.

Skull Duggery maneuvers for a shot at Soaring Eagle and catches him right in the shoulder. Cartman moves up and blasts a burst and picks off the remaining Vengequan Yellow Cloud. Howling Wind is out of the match. Team Herd just can’t seem to get out of that net, they have been stuck there the whole match so far!

Here comes the Bone Squad, they want that ball, Skull Duggery moves past Slobber Mouth and forgets he’s in that net, so Slobber Mouth pops off a burst but misses. Cartman moves up, they want Vinnie Gumba badly. Vinnie dives behind another wall.

But not this time, both Cartman and Skull Duggery open up on Vinnie and he goes down in a hail of fire. But look out, Neal n’ Bob fires a long shot and gets Cartman right in the neck! The ball is loose and the clock ticks off the last seconds of the match before Skull Duggery can get to the ball!

Well, here is the quick wrap up. Whatsa Matta U managed to get 3 possessions of the ball for 3 points. Team HERD was trapped in the nets for the whole match, and everybody else was just plain skunked. So here is the league standings after 1 match.

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